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標題:[分享]冷笑話.....希望大家心情會變好喔!

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施公 發表於:2008/12/18 下午 07:06:26

 

網路轉載∼如有重覆∼請見諒

 

有天在森林裡
進行著徵召動物們從軍去打仗
於是森林裡的動物全都要來體檢
排第一的猴子很不想從軍去
他看看他的長尾巴
於是牙一咬狠下心來把他折斷
進去後 ...                                                                
                                                                          
軍醫說:猴子尾巴斷了
是殘障
不用當兵啦....                 
                                                                          
排第二的兔子看到猴子這般行為後
也毅然決然的把他的長耳朵給折斷了
進去後 ...                                                                
                                                                          
軍醫說:兔子耳朵斷了
是殘障
不用當兵啦...                  
                                                                           
排第三的黑熊心想..                                                   
                                                                           
『我耳朵那麼短尾巴有跟沒有差不多怎麼辦呢?』
好心的兔子與猴子來幫他想辦法..                                 
                                                                          
忽然猴子大呼:我知道了把你的牙打斷你就算殘障啦!
於是猴子與兔子狠狠地K了黑熊一頓
把他的牙全打斷.....                                                   
                                                                           
黑熊雖然痛但也很開心地進去體檢了
不久後
隻見黑熊摀著嘴出來
哭著說..........................                                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                 


你娘咧....他們說我太胖...不用當兵啦!!!

 

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Judy 發表於:2008/12/18 下午 11:26:38

有笑點,謝謝大大的分享!

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長睫毛 發表於:2008/12/19 下午 06:05:49
這個不冷喔!粉好笑!圖片點擊可在新窗口打開查看
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